Tiger jokes spread faster than H1N1 swine flu...

1- Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

2- This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards

3- Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

4- Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger’s spraying his balls everywhere.

5- Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.

6- Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy.

7- Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.

8- Tiger's next commercial: "Hi, I'm Tiger Woods, and when my wife comes after me in a domestic dispute, I make sure she uses the Nike SQ Dynamo driver.

9- Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the
second hole.

10- Just because you’re the world’s no. 1 golfer, it doesn’t mean you can’t be beaten by your wife.

11- Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are said to be named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”

12- Tiger Woods just announced that he is enrolling in Chris Brown’s school of self-defense.

13- Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

14- What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

15- After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.

16- Apparently, the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said, “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”

17- What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

18- If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it’s time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.